Coffee, Chaos and Cuss Words

I've been scouring the web lately for what 'they' say are the do's and don'ts for women over 40 when it comes to fashion and makeup. The information I found friends is nothing short of....discouraging. According to what I've found, Women over 40 should not: -Wear their hair in long styles -wear shorts, Wear Horizontal stripes, Jackets that hit at mid-thigh, Pleated pants, tank tops, Double-breasted blazers, Capri-length pants, leather pants or jackets, fluorescent colors, plunging necklines, bikinis, sleeveless shirts, etc -wear shimmery makeup, bold colors and absolutely NO Red lipstick!! -wear high heels or knee high boots -wear glittery anything -bangle bracelets and large earrings -wear message t-shirts and trendy/embellished/low-rise/skinny/light colored/ etc denim jeans -hair clips, scrunchies, or other hair accessories -oversized purses/bags Wow...seriously? I could puke right now! So many more 'donts' for women over 40....and who exactly is makin...

Okay...haven't done one of these in awhile, so just for fun, I figured it was time to do one again. However, at my age, I modified some of the entirely stupid questions that sound like they were written by a high school freshman. Let's get started, shall we? ------------------------------------------------- ~Basic info~ Name : Adelina (aka Lina) Age: 46 Home : New Jersey! I'm a proud Jersey girl all my life...even got my hubby to move out here from California and he loves it, too! Religion : Pagan/Wiccan- I am more 'spiritual' than a believer in practicing any one particular path. I trust my intuition; if it feels right,then I go with that. Ethnicity : 1/2 Italian (mom) and 1/2 Puerto Rican (dad) and all American! Status : Happily married! Appearance : Dark hair and brown eyes, 5'5", unapologetically plus-sized. Happy as I am... Pets : One cat, Zella. She's a 15yo, sometimes cranky old lady who thrives when her people are home, sitting on t...